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	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo by laura</title>
		<link>http://www.absoluterandom.com/worlds-first-eyeball-tattoo/#comment-789</link>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YOU ARE CRAZY MAN, BUT REALLY CRAZY.
go to hospital! u have serious psichiatric problem!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YOU ARE CRAZY MAN, BUT REALLY CRAZY.<br />
go to hospital! u have serious psichiatric problem!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Man Thrown In Jail In Dubai, For Having 0.003 Grams Of Cannabis Stuck To His Shoe by vitali</title>
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		<dc:creator>vitali</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>iam a ilegal and i whant to gou in dubai what can hapan whed me?</description>
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		<title>Comment on World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo by Seedmore &#183; World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo - Ouch!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seedmore &#183; World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo - Ouch!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Man Thrown In Jail In Dubai, For Having 0.003 Grams Of Cannabis Stuck To His Shoe by Erich</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dubai is a primitive shithole, literally filled with primitive shitholes. All I can say is I'm glad to see the turds who have remained in this hell instead of emigrating to a civilized country are wasting, burning their riches with disaster projects waiting to happen. The downside of this fetid ATM machine of a country has been well-documented on this blog. Good job. Let me add that if you try to pass through airport security with a copy of Playboy or Penthouse, you will also end up in a medieval Dubai jail. It is much easier to traffic a kidnapped woman from Eastern Europe into Dubai and sell her as a prostitute than it is to travel through the country carrying a magazine bearing a photo of a naked breast. 

Just stay away from this hellhole.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dubai is a primitive shithole, literally filled with primitive shitholes. All I can say is I&#8217;m glad to see the turds who have remained in this hell instead of emigrating to a civilized country are wasting, burning their riches with disaster projects waiting to happen. The downside of this fetid ATM machine of a country has been well-documented on this blog. Good job. Let me add that if you try to pass through airport security with a copy of Playboy or Penthouse, you will also end up in a medieval Dubai jail. It is much easier to traffic a kidnapped woman from Eastern Europe into Dubai and sell her as a prostitute than it is to travel through the country carrying a magazine bearing a photo of a naked breast. </p>
<p>Just stay away from this hellhole.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Man Thrown In Jail In Dubai, For Having 0.003 Grams Of Cannabis Stuck To His Shoe by Johnonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.absoluterandom.com/man-thrown-in-jail-in-dubai-for-having-0003-grams-of-cannabis-stuck-to-his-shoe/#comment-680</link>
		<dc:creator>Johnonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FUCK DUBAI! I'VE BEEN THERE! a lot of fucking racists and bigots! Don't get amused with its sparkle! It's all loads of shits!

Try to stay in Dubai in few months and you will notice social injustices! I promise, it's very prevalent!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FUCK DUBAI! I&#8217;VE BEEN THERE! a lot of fucking racists and bigots! Don&#8217;t get amused with its sparkle! It&#8217;s all loads of shits!</p>
<p>Try to stay in Dubai in few months and you will notice social injustices! I promise, it&#8217;s very prevalent!</p>
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		<title>Comment on World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo by Angelo</title>
		<link>http://www.absoluterandom.com/worlds-first-eyeball-tattoo/#comment-628</link>
		<dc:creator>Angelo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, anyone who doesnt understand the industry should shut the hell up! I'm a tattoo artist from Illinois and having just found out about this the only thing I could think was "Fuck yeah, where do I sign up!!!" I really want to do mine black. All I can say is more power to you, keep it up and skrew anyone who does not understand what you guys are trying to do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, anyone who doesnt understand the industry should shut the hell up! I&#8217;m a tattoo artist from Illinois and having just found out about this the only thing I could think was &#8220;Fuck yeah, where do I sign up!!!&#8221; I really want to do mine black. All I can say is more power to you, keep it up and skrew anyone who does not understand what you guys are trying to do.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Lord Of The Rings Hobbits, A Real Species According To Some Scientists by fRODO</title>
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		<dc:creator>fRODO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TAT FRODO NIGGA ME AND HIM CHILLED BACK IN DA DAYS IS AND BILBO AND U CANT FORGET GOOD OLD DILDO FAGGINS</description>
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		<title>Comment on World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo by kirsten durant</title>
		<link>http://www.absoluterandom.com/worlds-first-eyeball-tattoo/#comment-548</link>
		<dc:creator>kirsten durant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think it is awsome that he has the balls to do it i would not mind getting it done and that thing that every 1 has been saying about his finger nails i reakon if he want to touch his eye with them disgusting finger nail let him its not hurting any 1 else</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think it is awsome that he has the balls to do it i would not mind getting it done and that thing that every 1 has been saying about his finger nails i reakon if he want to touch his eye with them disgusting finger nail let him its not hurting any 1 else</p>
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		<title>Comment on World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo by World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo - Ouch! &#124; BikerSite / Biker Site :: Biker Babes, Biker News, Biker Forum</title>
		<link>http://www.absoluterandom.com/worlds-first-eyeball-tattoo/#comment-543</link>
		<dc:creator>World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo - Ouch! &#124; BikerSite / Biker Site :: Biker Babes, Biker News, Biker Forum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] to get the world&#8217;s next eyeball tattoo? Maybe a colorful rainbow would work nicely.  Sources: absoluterandom, [...]</description>
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		<title>Comment on World&#8217;s First Eyeball Tattoo by Shawn</title>
		<link>http://www.absoluterandom.com/worlds-first-eyeball-tattoo/#comment-540</link>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOW 
That looks great, way to go,
how much did this cost? How long until they heal? when can I get my eyes done? 
and for all you people out there when they show my eyes, I'll make sure my fingernails are dirty too, just for you. and if I go blind then I won't have to read what retards have to complain about....
If you don't like it, if it's not for you, if you don't believe people should be doing this....
too bad
GET OVER IT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOW<br />
That looks great, way to go,<br />
how much did this cost? How long until they heal? when can I get my eyes done?<br />
and for all you people out there when they show my eyes, I&#8217;ll make sure my fingernails are dirty too, just for you. and if I go blind then I won&#8217;t have to read what retards have to complain about&#8230;.<br />
If you don&#8217;t like it, if it&#8217;s not for you, if you don&#8217;t believe people should be doing this&#8230;.<br />
too bad<br />
GET OVER IT!</p>
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